> A very Beautiful woman was walking on the roof
> of a building and she fell down.
>
> On her way falling down, an American man catches her
>
> She says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life;
>
> I'll do ANYTHING for you...
> The man says: 'Okay then,kiss me.'
>
> She says: 'You PIG!! NEVER!!'
> So he says:'FINE!' and he drops her down....
>
> So she's falling and screaming... Suddenly a German man
> catches her in the air from his balcony
>
> She says:'Oh thank you, you saved me;
> I'll do anything that you ask...'
>
> The guy says: 'Fraulein, kiss me.'
>
> She replies: 'Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!'
> So the man says: 'Fine!!!' and he also drops her down again.
>
> She's falling and thinking that it was better if she kissed
> one of those men and now she's going to die.
>
> Suddenly, a man catches the woman from his balcony,
>
> She says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll kiss you!!'
>
> The man replies: 'Astaghfar Allah' and he drops her!!!!!!!!*